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WalkingWounded
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Re: Laughter Is The Best Medicine

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I'm the type of husband that helps his wife look for her missing chocolate that I ate.
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So I grew up wit dis guy Tony back in Da Bronx New Yawk,
One day he says ta me "I gotta get outta dis place, I need a plan dat don't involve used cahs, cheap cigarettes or hookizz.
What ya gonna do I sez.
I gotta get outta heah.
Years past and I gotta call from Tony
Turns out he figured out a gig in (of all places) Saudi Arabia.
So I asked "Tony how's that woikin' out for ya?'
Let me tell ya Vinny deeze guys got no idea!
Dee udduh day dizz guy shows up in a toibin and he wants to rent a camel from me,
Well I ain't got no camels but I gotta guy.....
Diz guy sez :Hey I need a kemmell that can go far across the desert.
So I sez hang on "I got just what you need".
So I show back up with this animal that should be on a pack a cigarettes.
So diz guy he asks me "will that make the journey?".
You gotta be kiddin' me.
Let me show ya....
I take the camel over to the watering trough and tell diz guy come on inside let me get ya credit cahd.
So we go back outside and I ask diz guy "you say it's a long trip?"
"Yes he says"
So, I take deese two big bricks and I slam dem together on that camels family jewels.
Wit dat that camel inhales about 75 gallons a wahtah outta dat trough.
So den diz guy in the toibin says "does that not hurt?"
So I sez "oh yeah if you get yaw thumbs caught between da bricks.
Hurts like hell......
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